ISLAMIC PORK

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ISLAMIC PORK by Jrahjile “Death to the enemies of Islam!” This is a natural language that comes out of a Muslim priest’s mouth. From this saying comes what we call “terrorism” which actually is “heroism” in the world of Islam. Whereas, “Love your neighbour as thyself”, is that of a Christian! We share the word of God in such a way that we can bring as many as we can to heaven! We give our enemies “spiritual food”! Muslims claim that Allah is God! Though there are so many doctrines in their book called Qur’an (or Koran) that are contradictory to the words spoken by Jesus Christ, they persist that their book is the Final Testament or Continuation of the Old Testament and New Testament of the Holy Bible. And Muhammed is the Prophet after Abraham, Moses, and Jesus Christ. The following are some major controversies and discrepancies that we can find in Islam; Muslims claim to be descendants of Abraham; And that they are a nation anointed for royal priesthood; Muslims bow to their Allah WITH BUTTS RAISED; And Muslims DON’T EAT PORK! If we have a clear look at Muslim Mosques, we find a half moon symbol pointing the sky. This would merely look like a decoration to us just like the cross, but actually it’s a tribute to what Muhammed has done! Five hundred years after death of Christ, Muhammed performed an excellent miracle! He has split the moon in two! And now Muslims defend that even Armstrong would say that there really are cracks in the moon! This is not just simply a lie, this is BULLSHIT! But we have to consider how Muslims reason out. Let us say you came to Saudi Arabia and while driving your car you happened to bump another one and it was the other driver’s fault because he was beating the red light. If this other driver is a Muslim, then he would say, “If you didn’t come to Saudi Arabia, you could not have bumped my car!” In another case, if you happen to run over a chicken, you have to pay for the death of the chicken, the feathers that flew off, and the loneliness of the chicks missing the mother chicken! THIS IS ISLAM! The foundation of it is LIE! Therefore, if it is founded with lies, its head is SATAN! Jesus Christ is TRUTH, Satan is LIE! Now we consider their claim that they are descendants of Abraham (formerly Abram).

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From whose line? Abraham had his wife Sarai whom later was called Sarah. And because she didn’t get pregnant until she was ninety years old, she asked Abraham to sleep with her maidservant, Hagar, that she might give her a family. Genesis 16:1-2. Now Sarai, Abram’s wife, had borne him no children. But she had an Egyptian maidservant named Hagar; so she said to Abram, “The Lord has kept me from having children. Go, sleep with my maidservant; perhaps I can build a family through her.” IS NOT ISLAM AN ARAB RELIGION? Abraham was a Hebrew and Hagar was an Egyptian, how could their son, Ishmael, become an Arab? Genesis 14:13. One who had escaped came and reported this to Abram the Hebrew. Now Abram was living near the great trees of Mamre the Amorite, a brother of Eshcol and Aner, all of whom were allied with Abram. So, NO! Arabs are not descendants of Abraham thru Ishmael. And that’s because Ishmael married an Egyptian woman. Genesis 21:20-21. God was with the boy (Ishmael) as he grew up. He lived in the desert and became an archer. While he was living in the Desert of Paran, his mother got a wife for him from Egypt. Definitely not! If an eagle mates with a kingfisher, certainly their offspring would not become a parrot! It would either be eagle or kingfisher! Or 50% eagle and 50% kingfisher! What about thru Isaac? Isaac bore two sons, Jacob and Esau. Jacob was later named Israel of whom the name Israelites came from. Genesis 35:9-10. After Jacob returned from Paddan Aram, God appeared to him again and blessed him. God said to him, “Your name is Jacob, but will no longer be called Jacob; your name will be Israel.” So he named him Israel. And as for Esau… Genesis 36:1-5. This is the account of Esau (that is, Edom). Esau took his wives from the women of Canaan: Adah daughter of Elon the Hittite, and Oholibamah daughter of Anah and granddaughter of Zibeon the Hivite—also Basemath daughter of Ishmael and sister of Nabaioth. Adah bore Eliphaz to Esau, Basemath bore Reuel, and Oholibamah bore Jeush, Jalam and Korah. These were the sons of Esau, who were born to him in Canaan. Therefore, Muslims are not also descendants of Abraham thru Jacob and Esau. But Abraham had other love affairs! Genesis 25:1-6. Abraham took another wife, whose name was Keturah. She bore him Zimran, Jokshan, Medan, Midian, Ishbak and Shuah. Jokshan was the father of Sheba and Dedan; the

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descendants of Dedan were the Ashurites, the Letushites and the Leummites. The sons of Midian were Ephah, Epher, Hanoch, Abida and Eldaah. All these were descendants of Keturah. Abraham left everything he owned to Isaac. But while he was still living, he gave gifts to the sons of his concubines and sent them away from his son Isaac to the land of the east. Well, perhaps Arabs could be sons of Abraham thru his concubines! NO BIG DEAL! Saudi Arabia is east of Israel! SO IT COULD BE! But how come they claim royal priesthood? The garment that look like pajama plus a whole dress, head cap and sandals they are wearing are not just fashion or covering for the body for winter or summer – they are priestly garments! In going to their Mosques, they wear this; in going to the marketplace, they wear this; in going to school, they wear this! Everywhere they wear their priestly garment and they are so proud of it! No wonder some Muslims especially girls argue with school principals for not wearing school uniform! Well, we don’t care too much about this. They can wear it when they go for a swim if they like! Who cares? But when they wear this kind of clothing after a bomb attack is extremely annoying! It’s like we hear them saying, “See, I told you to convert to Islam, you didn’t listen!” Who were actually given by God royal priesthood? Numbers 3:1-10. This is the account of the family of Aaron and Moses at the time the Lord talked with Moses on Mount Sinai. The names of the sons of Aaron were Nadab the firstborn and Abihu, Eleazar and Ithamar. Those were the names of Aaron’s sons, the anointed priests, who were ordained to serve as priests. Nadab and Abihu, however, fell dead before the Lord when they made an offering with unauthorized fire before him in the Desert of Sinai. They had no sons; so only Eleazar and Ithamar served as priests during the lifetime of their father Aaron. The Lord said to Moses, “Bring the tribe of Levi and present them to Aaron the priest to assist him. They are to perform duties for him and for the whole community at the Tent of Meeting by doing the work of the tabernacle. They are to take care of all the furnishings of the Tent of Meeting, fulfilling the obligations of the Israelites by doing the work of the tabernacle. Give the Levites to Aaron and his sons; they are the Israelites who are to be given wholly to him. Appoint Aaron and his sons to serve as priests; anyone else who approaches the sanctuary must be put to death.”

Israel (formerly Jacob) had twelve sons, namely—Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Issachar, Zebulun, Joseph, Benjamin, Dan, Naphtali, Gad and Asher. (Refer to Genesis 35:22-26.)

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Each son represents a tribe, meaning, descendants of each son belongs to their specific ancestry. If you were borne of Benjamin, then you are called “Benjamite”, if borne of Levi, then “Levite”, and so on. Levi had so many descendants, but only the sons of Aaron were chosen to be priests! The rest of the Levites are only to assist the priests! Though they work in the temple of the Lord, they are not authorized to make sacrifices to the Lord or they will die! Moses, Aaron and Miriam are Levites. But not even Moses’ descendants are to become priests! ONLY AARON’S DESCENDANTS ARE TO BE PRIESTS – THE ROYAL PRIESTHOOD BELONGS TO AARON’S SONS! OTHER LEVITES ARE ONLY TEMPLE HELPERS! This happened even up to the time of David! 1 Chronicles 13:7-10. They (the Israelites) moved the ark of God from Abinadab’s house on a new cart, with Uzzah and Ahio guiding it. David and all the Israelites were celebrating with all their might before God, with songs and with harps, lyres, tambourines, cymbals and trumpets. When they came to the threshing floor of Kidon, Uzzah reached out his hand to steady the ark, because the oxen stumbled. The Lord’s anger burned against Uzzah, and he struck him down because he had put his hand on the ark. So he died there before God. The ones that are carrying the ark of God were NOT Levites and they did not do it on the proper way. David said in, 1 Chronicles 15:13-15. “It was because you, the Levites, did not bring it up the first time that the Lord our God broke out in anger against us. We did not inquire of him about how to do it in the prescribed way.” So the priests and Levites consecrated themselves in order to bring up the ark of the Lord, the God of Israel. And the Levites carried the ark of God with the poles on their shoulders, as Moses had commanded in accordance with the word of the Lord. THEREFORE MUSLIMS ARE JUST FOOLING THEMSELVES WHEN THEY CLAIM THAT THEY ARE THE CHOSEN PRIESTS! So from Abraham to David, there was no Arab interference. Which time did they appear? Nehemiah 4:7-8. But when Sanballat, Tobiah, the Arabs, the Ammonites and the men of Ashdod heard that the repairs to Jerusalem’s walls had gone ahead and that the gaps were being closed, they were very angry. They all plotted together to come and fight against Jerusalem and stir up trouble against it. ARABS WANT JERUSALEM EVEN UP TO THESE DAYS. THEY SAY IT IS THEIR ANCESTRAL LAND EVEN IF IT IS NOT! AND THEY SUPPORT PALESTINIAN SUICIDE BOMBING!

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This is the story of Israel. God made a covenant with Abraham that He will give him a land that will be possessed by his offspring after serving as slaves in Egypt for 400 years. Then the Lord will deliver them out of slavery and bring them to Israel, the promised land. Please note that God has specifically made boundaries of the land the he give. All of these lands were conquered completely at the time of David. When David died, his son Solomon took over. Then when Solomon died, his son, Rehoboam succeeded as king and so on. But since not all descendants of David who became king were upright, the Lord gave them enemies and some of Israel’s territories were conquered. But when they humble themselves and turn their faces to God, God forgive them and give them peace. The greatest sin that Israel commit was IDOLATRY. This is the worship of images found in heaven or earth. They have Golden Calf, Baal, Portraits of Crawling Things and Detestable Animals, etc. This could be compared to these days with Buddha and Mary of the Catholics. There came a time, that the sins of Israel were severe that God handed them over to the Babylonians (Babylon is now a part of Iraq). So the Israelites were slaughtered and some remnants were exiled in Babylon. God’s temple was set into fire, walls of Jerusalem were destroyed, temple furnishings, equipment and articles of silver and gold were brought to Babylon and Israeli remnants were made slaves there until Persia (now Iran) came to power. Now, Persian kings were kind to the Israelites that they allowed them to rebuild God’s temple and bring back all the articles that were brought to Babylon. And all remnants came back to Israel. But the same as previous, Levites are to be temple helpers and descendants of Aaron are to be priests as what the law given to Moses provides. HERE THE ARABS ARE SO EAGER TO INVADE JERUSALEM AND BUILD THEIR MOSQUES THERE, YET THEY WERE ONLY FOREIGNERS. ARABS OR PALESTINIANS CLEARLY HAVE NO RIGHT TO OWN JERUSALEM! But how do the Israelites worship the Lord, their God? Exodus 15:20-21. Then Miriam the prophetess, Aaron’s sister, took a tambourine in her hand, and all the women followed her, with tambourines and dancing. Miriam sang to them: “Sing to the Lord, for he is highly exalted. The horse and its rider He has hurled into the sea.” 2 Samuel 6:14-15. David, wearing a linen ephod, danced before the Lord with all his might, while he and the entire house of Israel brought up the ark of the Lord with shouts and the sound of trumpets. 2 Chronicles 7:1-3. When Solomon finished praying, fire came down from heaven and consumed the burnt offerings and the sacrifices, and the glory of the Lord filled the temple. The priests could not enter the temple of the Lord because the glory of the Lord filled it. When all the

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Israelites saw the fire coming down and the glory of the Lord above the temple, they knelt on the pavement with their faces to the ground, and they worshipped and gave thanks to the Lord, saying, “He is good; his love endures forever.” Then the king and all the people offered sacrifices before the Lord. And King Solomon offered a sacrifice of twenty-two thousand head of cattle and a hundred and twenty thousand sheep and goats. So the king and all the people dedicated the temple of God. The priests took their positions, as did the Levites with the Lord’s musical instruments, which King David had made for praising the Lord and which were used when he gave thanks, saying, “His love endures forever.” Opposite the priests blew their trumpets, and all the Israelites were standing. Genesis 17:1-5. When Abram was ninety-nine years old, the Lord appeared to him and said, “I am God Almighty; walk before me and be blameless. I will confirm my covenant between me and you and will greatly increase your numbers. Abram fell facedown, and God said to him, “As for me, this is my covenant with you: You will be the father of many nations. No longer will you be called Abram; your name will be Abraham, for I have made you a father of many nations. Exodus 34:8-9. Moses bowed to the ground at once and worshipped. “O Lord, if I have found favor in your eyes,” he said, “then let the Lord go with us. Although this is a stiff-necked people, forgive our wickedness and our sin, and take us as your inheritance.” Therefore, Muslims must have copied the kneeling then face on the ground style of worship from the Israelites. ONLY THAT THEY RAISE THEIR BUTTS TOO MUCH! What if some of them would fart? It’s a “yucky” thing you know? They must be following standards prescribed by their prophet Muhammed, i.e., the maximum vertical height of the butt in relation to the ground, acceptable angle that is created with forehead as vertex and lines that stretches to the butt and to the knees, THE BUTTS MUST BE FIRM AND BUMPING, etc. But how about the sacrifices? Where are the bulls, lambs, goats and pigeons? Also, the joyful singing with musical instruments? Why only tuneless acapella which are so irritating? Why don’t they just RAP? And why do Muslims priests sing like Year 1 dropouts? Has Allah not taught them how to sing? And the most important thing, the PRESENCE OF THE LORD? Well, if ALLAH IS SATAN then he should be there always – busy twisting more the minds of all Muslims. WELL, WE CHRISTIANS SING TO THE LORD WITH ALL OUR MIGHT, STANDING OR SITTING AND WE TREMBLE IN GOD’S PRESENCE. WE GIVE THANKS WORSHIP AND PRAISE! AMEN. SO ARABS ARE IMITATORS! But even just imitating, they could not do it correctly!

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Let us check the land that Israelites are to inherit. Numbers 34:1-12. The Lord said to Moses, “Command the Israelites and say to them: ‘When you enter Canaan, the land that will be allotted to you as an inheritance will have these boundaries: “’Your southern side will include some of the Desert of Zin along the border of Edom. On the east, your southern boundary will start from the end of the Salt Sea, cross south of Scorpion Pass, continue on to Zin and go south of Kadesh Barnea. Then it will go to Hazar Addar and over to Azmon, where it will turn, join the Wadi of Egypt and end at the Sea. “’Your western boundary will be the coast of the Great Sea. This will be your boundary on the west. “’For your northern boundary, run a line from the Great Sea to Mount Hor and from Mount Hor to Lebo Hamath. Then the boundary will go to Zedad, continue to Ziphron and end at Hazar Enan. This will be your boundary on the north. “’For your eastern boundary, run a line from Hazar Enan to Shepham. The boundary will go down from Shepham to Riblah on the east side of Ain and continue along the slopes east of the Sea of Kinnereth. Then the boundary will go down along the Jordan and end at the Salt Sea. “’This will be your land, with its boundaries on every side.’”

And this is the cause of the Israelites! Exodus 23:27-33. “I will send my terror ahead of you and throw into confusion every nation you encounter. I will make all your enemies turn their backs and run. I will send the hornet ahead of you to drive the Hivites, Canaanites and Hittites out of your way. But I will not drive them out in a single year, because the land would become desolate and the wild animals too numerous for you. Little by little I will drive them out before you, until you have increased enough to take possession of the land. I will establish your borders from the Red Sea to the Sea of the Philistines, and from the desert to the River. I will hand over to you the people who live in the land and you will drive them out before you. Do not make covenant with them or with their gods. Do not let them live in your land, or they will cause you to sin against me, because the worship of their gods will certainly be a snare to you.” THIS CAUSE SEEMED TO BE COPIED BY MUSLIMS, TOO! Muslims want to have an independent state in any country. From there they will work out little by little the invasion of the rest of the country! Just like what happened in Israel! So do in Australia, they want an independent state! And Muslims don’t have boundaries! They want the whole world! And they say, "DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF ISLAM!" And we have a little consideration,

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“CONVERT TO ISLAM OR DIE!” So this is the foundation of terrorism! The exaggerated copying of the Israeli cause! And if they believe that this is from Allah who is their god, then they are actually doing an excellent thing – serving their god! NO WONDER AN INNOCENT BOY AT AGE 18 OR 22 COULD DO SUICIDE BOMBING! JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED IN LONDON! WE SAY THEREFORE THAT ISLAM IS WORSE THAN KKK OR KOKOKS KLAN!

ISLAM IS PATHETIC, DEMONIC AND SATANIC! When you bring with you in your travel to Saudi Arabia a Holy Bible, it would be confiscated right at Dhahran or any International airport. And when you preach publicly about Jesus Christ, you will be hanged on a Christmas Day! But then they claim that they actually believe in Moses, David, Jesus and Mary? They call Jesus, Esa! ARABS ARE DUMB BUT THEY ARE GOOD IN DECEIVING! THEY SAY THEY BELIEVE IN THE LORD’S SERVANTS BUT ACTUALLY THEY ARE ANTICHRISTS! So we therefore can say that, ALLAH IS A BUTTHEAD! SLUTS SHOULD CONVERT THEMSELVES TO ISLAM SO THEY CAN HAVE SEXIER BUTTS! So why don’t Muslims eat pork? Have they read the Bible about it? Or again imitating? This time they are not imitating. CASE 1 - Some of their ancestors in the past turned into pigs when they were captured for being notorious and as punishment they were covered with a large vat. CASE 2 – History tells them that some of their ancestors reincarnated into pigs!

At this point we have to consider that there was only one nation in which God has shown His wonders, faithfulness, mercy, forgiveness and outstretched arm. And that was Israel! The Holy Bible is a perfect testimony regarding what the Lord has done to His people. Not only for one person but for a whole nation! IN OTHER WORDS, QUR’AN, BOOK OF MORMON, OR ANY OTHER BOOK ARE JUST CREATED STORIES! THESE ARE BULLSHIT-FILLED TESTIMONIES!

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Back to Case 1. If this is the case that Muslims turn into pigs when they are covered with vats, then we will send them to Africa where poverty is overwhelming! There will be enough food! Their smell might still prevail, they might still be stinky, but ginger and garlic will do to give them a bit of aroma. Here Muslims would be LEGENDS! Case 2. Some of Muslim ancestors (perhaps in the days of Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon) reincarnated into pigs. Now let’s talk about reincarnation. REINCARNATION FIRST TOOK PLACE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN! AND IT LASTED UNTIL THE DAYS OF JESUS CHRIST AS SON OF MAN! Reincarnation is actually demon possession. Or bad spirits getting inside humans, animals or even fishes. Genesis 3:1-5. Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God has made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?” The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, ‘but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’” “You will not surely die,” the serpent said to the woman. “For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.” As we can see here, the woman is talking with the serpent! How would the woman understand what the serpent is saying if Satan is not inside of it? Mark 5:1-13. They (Jesus and his disciples) went across the lake to the region of the Gerasenes. When got out of the boat, a man with an evil spirit came from the tombs to meet him. This man lived in the tombs, and no one could bind him any more, not even with a chain. For he had often been chained hand and foot, but he tore the chains apart and broke the irons on his feet. No one was strong enough to subdue him. Night and day among the tombs and in the hills he would cry out and cut himself with stones. When he saw Jesus from a distance, he ran and fell on his knees in front of him. He shouted at the top of his voice, What do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? Swear to God that you won’t torture me!” For Jesus was saying to him, “Come out of this man you evil spirit!” Then Jesus asked him, “What is your name?” My name is Legion,” he replied, “for we are many.” And he begged Jesus again and again not to send them out of the area. A large herd of pigs was feeding on the nearby hillside. The demons begged Jesus, “Send us among the pigs; allow us to go into them.” He gave them permission, and the evil spirits came out and went into the pigs. The herd, about two thousand in number, rushed down the steep bank into the lake and were drowned. IN THE PAST REINCARNATION IS TRUE!

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BUT THEN IT’S BYE-BYE HERE… Acts 10:9-15. About noon the following day as they were approaching the city, Peter went up on the roof to pray. He became hungry and wanted something to eat, and while the meal was being prepared, he fell into a trance. He saw heaven opened and something like a large sheet being let down to earth by its four corners. It contained all kinds of four-footed animals, as well as reptiles of the earth and birds of the air. Then a voice told him, “Get up, Peter. Kill and eat.” Surely not, Lord!” Peter replied. “I have never eaten anything impure or unclean.” The voice spoke to him a second time, “Do not call anything impure that God has made clean.” Peter didn’t want to eat them because according to him these animals were unclean. Where did he get this thinking? Leviticus 11:1-9. The Lord said to Moses and Aaron, “Say to the Israelites: ‘Of all the animals that live on land, these are the ones you may eat: You may eat any animal that has a split hoof completely divided and that chews the cud. “’There are some that only chew the cud or only have a split hoof, but you must not eat them. The camel, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is ceremonially unclean for you. The coney, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is unclean for you. You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you. “’Of all the creatures living in the water of the seas and the streams, you may eat any that have fins and scales.’” SO WHAT CAN CHINESE PEOPLE SAY ABOUT THIS? PERHAPS THEY WOULD SAY, “OSAMA BIN LADEN, EATING POLK IS ALLIGHT! IT IS ALLIGHT! WE COOK FOL YOU POLK AND YOU EAT, OKAY? ALLIGHT?”

In short, starting from the time the Lord cleansed the unclean animals, demons or bad spirits can no longer get in them. AND SO WE SAY, “EAT IT! JUST EAT IT! HAVE SOME MORE BACON, HAVE SOME MORE PIE! EAT DOESN’T MATTER, DON’T EVEN MIND. SO EAT IT!” MUSLIMS ARE CHILDREN OF THE DEVIL… THEY ARE NOT FAR FROM THESE PEOPLE WHOM JESUS WAS TALKING WITH. John 8:42-47. Jesus said to them, “If God were your Father, you would love me, for I came from God and now am here. I have not come on my own; but he sent me. Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say. You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desire. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. Yet because I tell you the truth, you do not believe me! Can any of you prove me guilty of sin? If I am telling the truth, why don’t you believe me? He who

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belongs to God hears what God says. The reason you do not hear is that you do not belong to God.” SO WHAT CAN WE DO? PERHAPS WE’LL JUST BUY THEM HORNS AND TAILS!

TO SUM UP: SUICIDE BOMBERS SHOULD BLOW MUSLIM PRIESTS IN MOSQUES SO THESE PRIESTS MIGHT BE ABLE TO DEMONSTRATE HOW EXACTLY MUST BUTTS BE RAISED IN ACCORDANCE TO THE LAWS PROVIDED BY MUHAMMED WHEN WORSHIPPING THEIR ALLAH. MUSLIMS OR FOLLOWERS OF ISLAM MUST GET RID OF THIS MUHAMMEDANISM CRAP AND HAND IT OVER TO SLUTS ALL OVER THE WORLD FOR IT IS MEANT FOR THEM. CHRISTIANS MUST SLAM DUNK ISLAM TO HELL! ISRAELITES MUST DRIVE AWAY PALESTINIANS AND ARABS BACK TO THEIR HOMELANDS BECAUSE WHAT WE CAN FIND IN THEIR HEADS ARE BOMB POWDERS. THEY HAVE NO BRAINS! JEWS OF TODAY SHOULD BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST IS SON OF GOD WHO IS CLASSIFIED GOD IN NATURE WHO CAME FROM HEAVEN AND DWELT AMONGST THE ISRAELITES IN FLESH! THEY SHOULD NOT REMAIN STUPID; OTHERWISE THEIR TROUBLES WILL NEVER END. OTHERWISE THEY WILL NEVER ENTER GOD’S REST. INDONESIAN MUSLIMS MUST CONSIDER CHARITY AS SOMETHING THAT WAS GIVEN FREELY OUT OF SWEAT AND ANXIETY; OTHERWISE AUSTRALIANS WILL BE SO HAPPY TO SEE THEIR BUTTS RAISED OVER THE WATERS WHEN GOD WILL STRIKE THEM AGAIN WITH TSUNAMI. ROMAN CATHOLICS

AND BUDDHISTS MUST KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING. IT IS AGAINST THE SECOND COMMANDMENT OF GOD – REFER TO EXODUS 20:4-6. BUDDHA’S TEACHING ABOUT IDOLATRY GIVES HIM A BIGGER “TUMMY” IN CONCERT WITH THE ROMAN CATHOLIC’S MARY WHICH IS NOT REALLY MARY. THEY SHOULD CHANGE IT WITH SOMETHING THAT LOOK LIKE CATHERINE ZETA JONES OR NICOLE KIDMAN SO AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE WILL HAVE A PICTURE TAKING WITH IT. ALSO THEIR CERAMIC OR WOODEN DEAD JESUS WHICH IS NOT REALLY JESUS! THEY COULD CHANGE IT TO LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT OR ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGER. OR PERHAPS ERIC BANA! BECAUSE MOST ROMAN CATHOLIC DEAD JESUS REALLY LOOK MALNOURISHED!

It is now time to show to the world that we Christians are really sons of God! And since God is a Creator we must also reveal to all people of the earth that we too are creators! God created this world and mmmmm… we can’t do that. But behold, we could be creators of peace! To do this, why don’t we come together and shout at the top of our voices,

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