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Balloony V.S Bad Written and Illustrated by: Jack Ringenberg To my Balloon, Balloony (Born September 17th,2016) 3
Table of Contents The Bad Balloon Page 5 The Balloon Battle Page 8 J.A.C.K Page 12
The Space Rip Page 16
The Questions Page 20 The Begging of The End Page 24 4
The Bad Balloon Chapter 1 The Bad Balloon ........................
Once there was a Balloon named Glow-in-theDark Balloony. He was called this because he could glow in the dark. Now Glow-in-the-Dark Balloony had an older brother named Balloony. Balloony was born a year before his brother. He was born September 17th,2016. Glow-in-theDark Balloony was born on January 21st,2017. Balloony has an orange smiley face on him. Glowin-the-Dark Balloony has a black sharpie smiley face. Balloony also had a friend named Grant Jr. He died the day he was born. That is another story though. 5
Balloony V.S Bad So one day Glow-in-the-Dark Balloony was in science class. He was trying to see what would happen if he put a light with evil balloon potion.
Then he drank his potion. (Don’t ask why) Then he turned as red as Balloony. Possibly even redder. (Balloony is a red balloon) Then his normal colored light started to turn red. Then Glow-in-the -Dark Balloony magically grew evil eyebrows.
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The Bad Balloon
Now he is Evil Balloon!
Evil Balloon Theme Song Evil Balloon, Evil Balloon, Evil Balloon is more evil than you and me. He is the evil balloon.
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Balloony V.S Bad Chapter 2 The Balloon Battle ........................ “Now with the press of a button I will destroy the whole Balloon family house!” Said Evil Balloon. “Not if I can stop it!” Said Super Recycle Eraser bag. “Well I’m going to do it, and there is nothing you can do about it!” Said Evil Balloon. But then Super Recycle Eraser bag said, “Wait have these X -ray goggles first.” “Okay.” Evil Balloon said. So he took the goggles and put them on.
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The Balloon Battle When he put them on he saw a safe in the Balloon Family house. So being a scientist and all Evil Balloon made an invisibility cloak. Then he made plans to steal the money in the safe. So he used his
keys to the house. (He lives there) He put on his invisibility cloak. Then opened the door. Then Balloony turned and looked at the door. “Who opened the door?” He asked. “It must been the wind.” Said Oony (Balloony’s mom) “But the door was locked.” Balloony pointed out. Finally after 20 minutes of looking Evil Balloon found the portrait of Great Grandpa Balloon. 9
Balloony V.S Bad “I’ve never gone behind a picture before. But there is a first time for everything.” Evil Balloon said.
But when he removed the picture he saw a pad of letters A-L. Then he saw a sigh that said: Password Required. So Evil Balloon guessed ‘ball’ since it is the first part of Balloon. Then Evil Balloon noticed a button. He pressed it. Then a holographic projection of Balloony 10
The Balloon Battle appeared. It said, “If want to get in you need the password. The fact that you pressed the ‘I don’t know the password’ button means, that I probably don’t want you here. Good Bye!” “That was Balloony!” Evil Balloon said. “I think I know the password!”
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Balloony V.S Bad Chapter 3 J.A.CK ....................... “J.A.C.K.” Said Evil Balloon as typed the password in. “Password Granted.” The Machine said. Then out of nowhere an eraser with evil eyes jumped down on him. “My name is Evil Eraser.” The eraser said. “I drank your potion. I know about the safe. I have one question though, how did you know the password?” “I knew it because Jack is Balloony’s owner.” Replied Evil Balloon. Then after walking a little ways they found a door.
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J.A.C.K When they opened the door there was a window/ Then Evil Eraser said, “Well this is a fictional book so I’ll just pull out a baseball and a bat, hey Evil Balloon, let’s play ball!” So since neither of them had hands they could not play ball. “Well maybe I can magically grow hands.” Evil Eraser said. So he tried and sure enough he grew hands.
Then Evil Eraser through the baseball at the window. Then they started to hear weird sounds. Then they saw a telephone that you have to plug in. Then they saw a black and white movie. Then 13
Balloony V.S Bad they saw Newt Scamander. Then they saw George Washington. Then a dinosaur. Then Arlo. (From The Good Dinosaur) Finally all they saw was black.
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J.A.C.K
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Balloony V.S Bad Chapter 4 The Space Rip ....................... Beep, Beep, Beep. “According to my calculations that window was holding time together.” Evil Balloon said. “So what you are saying is we ripped the spacetime continuum?” Evil Eraser said. “Yes.” Evil Balloon said. “So how can we fix it?” Evil Eraser asked. “We can’t. But I have an idea. Slap me, okay.” Evil Balloon said. “But why?” Evil Eraser asked. “Just do it!” Evil Balloon said. So Evil Eraser did. “Wake up. Wake up.” Said Evil Eraser. “Sorry, didn't mean to whack you with the bat. How about we around the window?” 16
The Space Rip “Sounds good.” Evil Balloon said, still recovering. So they walked (and flew) around the window.
But then they saw lasers. “Do you have a mirror?” Evil Balloon asked Evil Eraser. “Never leave home without one.” Evil Eraser said. Then he pulled out a mirror.
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Balloony V.S Bad “Let’s do this.” Evil Balloon said. “But are you sure this will wok?” Evil Eraser asked.
“Well this is a fictional story...So I guess… anything can happen.” Evil Balloon said. So they used the mirror to get throw the lasers. Then they saw the safe. Then Evil Balloon put on the goggles. But when he looked at the safe he shouted, “Curse you Balloony!” “What’s wrong?” Evil Eraser asked. “Balloony made it so I can’t see through the safe.” Evil Balloon said. Then a piece of paper caught Evil Balloon’s eye. So he walked over to see it. He saw that it was taped to the safe. It said:
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The Space Rip
“So I think he has to say that for the safe to open.” Evil Balloon said.”~
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Balloony V.S Bad Chapter 5 The Questions ........................ On a sunny day in a little dark office Evil Balloon and Balloony were sitting. “So wait, you’re going to ask me a bunch of questions?” Balloony asked from across the table. “Yes.” Evil Balloon said. “So, do you think that you would be safe if you were
surrounded by a bunch of people with needles?” “NO! I don’t think I would be safe.” Balloony said. Little did Balloony know it but Evil Balloon was 20
The Questions recording what Balloony was saying. “So what am I doing right now?” Evil Balloon asked.
“You’re opening the toy safe.” Balloony said. “Oh well it is 12:00. Better go get lunch.” Evil Balloon said. Five Hours Later “Yes, Evil Eraser it is time.” Evil Balloon said outside of the safe. “Press the play button.” Evil Eraser said. “Okay.” Said Evil Balloon. Then Evil Balloon pressed the button. Then the safe opened.
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Balloony V.S Bad Then in the safe Evil Balloon saw Balloony. “I found out what you were doing brother.” Balloony said. Balloony was standing behind 80 pounds of money. (That was only 1/4 of it.) “I guess that I knew you were coming.” Then Balloony pulled out two potions and spilled them on the evils. (They then turned back to normal)
Then Super Recycle Easer Bag flew in and said, “I’m sorry Evil, I mean Glow-in-the-Dark Balloony and Mr. Eraser but we have to erase your memory. 22
The Questions We can’t have you remember Balloony’s safe. But you will remember everything else.”
“Sorry Glow-in-the-Dark Balloony but I can not make you less red.” Balloony said. “It’s alright we are a team of 4.” Balloony said. “The Balloony Squad. The two Balloony Bros. and the two Eraser Bros.”
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Balloony V.S Bad Chapter 6 The Begging of The End ........................ A few days went by. Then a huge magical taco appeared. “I will destroy you!” The taco said. “But if the Balloony Squad stops you first!” Balloony said.
To Be Continued…..
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The Begging of The End
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About the Author Jack is a person . He wrote this book. He really has a balloon named Balloony. He also has another balloon named Glow-in-the-Dark Balloony. He has 2 the erasers in his book. He likes potatoes. That is all about Jack for now.
Bye!
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