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Jake (Topiary)
1337635346425 21 May 2012 22:22:26
Oh god...my phone just wiped everything on it all my message logs / everything... had to re sync with google to get numbers
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Jake (Topiary)
1337777961401 23 May 2012 13:59:21
=3 heard there is a new series of red dwarf soon.
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1337876777183 24 May 2012 17:26:17
Thanks for purchasing a NMM 1-months license. £1.50 will be added to your phone bill. For help 08702480277 or
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Jake (Topiary)
1338061540779 26 May 2012 20:45:40
Watching Eurovision like a pro
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Jake (Topiary)
1338061684316 26 May 2012 20:48:04
Oh god, you need to get your bail fixed... Arma 2 DayZ - role playing 20km zombie survival it's amazing.
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Jake (Topiary)
1338061884905 26 May 2012 20:51:24
you're not wrong. Haven't killed a zombie in some time
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Jake (Topiary)
1338062038415 26 May 2012 20:53:58
See I think that's a human rights abuse, you should have the right to shoot zombies in the brain stem viciously. England are playing afaik on itv if you're bored
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Jake (Topiary)
1338062207653 26 May 2012 20:56:47
They're winning, if you can call it winning
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Jake (Topiary)
1338062382030 26 May 2012 20:59:42
Need some weed, then this match will be a gripping epic match of superstars, rather than a bland friendly
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Jake (Topiary)
1338062598874 26 May 2012 21:03:18
impyling this is not the case. watching Romania singing crap
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Jake (Topiary)
1338062809765 26 May 2012
So you singing along? Omg you have jedward to wait for!!! *passes the pistol with 1 round chambered* :V
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Jake (Topiary)
1338063232115 26 May 2012 21:13:52
Jedward will be radiant and loveable, motherfucker
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Jake (Topiary)
1338063628893 26 May 2012 21:20:28
Meh , I can't say I'm doing anything more interesting, working on code for zombies in ss13 that'll not be laggy as fuck, replacing the crappy ai's they start with and making a global ai that moves them all. =3 hope you're drunk watching this, though better than the england game.
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Jake (Topiary)
1338064622085 26 May 2012 21:37:02
intelligent AI is underrated. swarms of well-programmed enemy spaceships are the deadliest threat to the gamer
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Jake (Topiary)
1338064868053 26 May 2012 21:41:08
Hehe indeed, I've took the targetting and position scanning stuff to the global Ai and let the zombies themselves still defend themselves and check lockers etc, only got 1 cpu and 2gbs ram to play with, due to the way byond works so having to write everything as optimised as possible. Lucky I know C ^.^
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Jake (Topiary)
1338065193413 26 May 2012 21:46:33
is SS13 side-scroller/RTS/level-based? I never asked. maybe it's all a new meme and you're trolling successfully
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Jake (Topiary)
1338065280528 26 May 2012 21:48:00
Lol it's a 2d topdown space station simulation made by a neckbeard on something awful.
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Jake (Topiary)
1338065433164 26 May 2012 21:50:33
try "Warning Forever". simple looping boss made by Japanese neckbeards, but interesting coding
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Jake (Topiary)
1338065960789 26 May 2012 21:59:20
Pretty interesting, ss13 basically has everything - mixing chemicals, real human body simulation, dismemberment, atmospheric simulation, viruses and illnesses, rewiring and relaying pipes, rebuilding the station etc, everything is buildable, pretty fun game dedicated a year to it lol
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Jake (Topiary)
1338066405422 26 May 2012 22:06:45
sounds great. I'll give it a go when internets return. was thinking of doing a small space RTS/misc. strategy. wormholes, geosync orbit, sporadic dense space fields, awesome lasers. always lasers.
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Jake (Topiary)
1338066660602 26 May 2012 22:11:00
Whats about the blasters? :C I wanted to do a game like that but with trading too so that it's got an economy. You'd probably like x2:the threat or x3reunion / x3:terran conflict...they're pretty much the single player 1337 version of eve, fps style flying of ships and totally moddable/scriptable
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Jake (Topiary)
1338066922204 26 May 2012 22:15:22
trading is good. I wanted to do a tiered loot system with hundreds of drops, and a sort of armour set for different ship structures. space games lack humour, this is a shame. writing those games down
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Jake
1338067709128
Would be interesting to script in items that expand in tier level on spawn, so 1 item turns into 100
(Topiary)
26 May 2012 22:28:29
different ones and allow them to be improved or scavanged and stripped for parts.
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Orange
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1338119113319 27 May 2012 12:45:13
Hi from Orange. You have 600 free texts to use this month. To get free texts again next month just top-up by £10 or more before 13/06/12.
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Jake (Topiary)
1338119214838 27 May 2012 12:46:54
>bleep, message from orange.... you have 560 free texts remaining, good luck using them before the 13th >:3
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Jake (Topiary)
1338129661156 27 May 2012 15:41:01
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. Dyslexic man walks into a bra... I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost 3 days already Why do niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a million works What do black men do after sex? ..15 to life (Wasting free texts for your lol's)
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Jake (Topiary)
1338216720706 28 May 2012 15:52:00
Bored? I was just listening to Stan by eminem lol thought of you :V
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Jake (Topiary)
1338225020629 28 May 2012 18:10:20
*facepalm* Eminem
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Jake (Topiary)
1338228543366 28 May 2012 19:09:03
Lol eminem ain't that bad :3 like a few songs..though not in my top 10 favorates, need some nigga jokes? Watching the jesus chatline, its epic, 2 oldfags pretending to be christians running a chatline on tv, being abused by newfags on /b/ who think it's real and funny oldfags who get the joke ringing in to make it seem more real and more funny.
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Jake (Topiary)
1338231724078 28 May 2012 20:02:04
Oh I'm too boring now to text huh? Tv better today huh, mr bigshot h4xx0r =P not like I want much, just your kawk, my mouth and a large kony suit, why can't you be more like kony, he knows what to do. *sighs* bet Sabu would rape me.....especially if I bring fried chicken (okay sorry offensive trolling over)
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Jake (Topiary)
1338243444704 28 May 2012 23:17:24
TROLL IN THE DUNGEON
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Jake (Topiary)
1338243647705 28 May 2012 23:20:47
What the FUCK¡ you know how late this is? I was fap-sleeping and you text. I am deeply offend by this. =P need fire to kill the trolls
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Jake (Topiary)
1338248719603 29 May 2012 00:45:19
Was trolling again btw erika hosts an elecrtic retard comic page.... > 6000 people's requests kill the server =3
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Jake (Topiary)
1338653797712 2 Jun 2012 17:16:37
everything runs better under wine, true facts
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Jake (Topiary)
1338654061914 2 Jun 2012 17:21:01
Lawl, god, I'm bored... guess I'll smother myself in icecream start making and icecream van noise and chase kids down the street....or england game....tough choices...
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Jake (Topiary)
1338654305414 2 Jun 2012 17:25:05
Belgium will dominate, Kompany will crush bones
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Jake (Topiary)
1338654618471 2 Jun 2012 17:30:18
Kompany is pretty good Belgium have so many good players. I rekon England will score a few, Alex is just really influencial on a pitch.
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Jake (Topiary)
1338656588050 2 Jun 2012 18:03:08
^.^
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Jake (Topiary)
1338809611345 4 Jun 2012 12:33:31
Birthday today, the big questin - to burger king or not to burger king...
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Jake (Topiary)
1338913612365 5 Jun 2012 17:26:52
Happy late troll birthday then. Did you burger king?
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Jake (Topiary)
1338913784105 5 Jun 2012 17:29:44
Narr I got weed then got stoned. Was awesome. Would of invited you but y'know the long arm of the law loves to bust stoners. =3
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Jake (Topiary)
1339020994056 6 Jun 2012 23:16:34
Just remembered an article I thought was funny, was like "Topiary being scottish brings forward thoughts of brave heart, and I wonder when the young hero will scream freeedommmmmmm!" Well... I thought it was funny at least =3
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Jake (Topiary)
1339023246998 6 Jun 2012 23:54:06
I will do that when this situation is over, definitely an idea
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Jake
1339186966723
SHARK!!!!!!!
(Topiary)
8 Jun 2012 21:22:46
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Jake (Topiary)
1339192563417 8 Jun 2012 22:56:03
wut
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Jake (Topiary)
1339192666085 8 Jun 2012 22:57:46
=3 nothing just bored, thought i'd try making you think a walking shark was gonna eat you.
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Jake (Topiary)
1339194894873 8 Jun 2012 23:34:54
Walking sharks are fodder compared to flying sharks and/or underground mecha-sharks
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Jake (Topiary)
1339195357748 8 Jun 2012 23:42:37
Oh fuck you know the mecha sharks? >.> damn gonna have to stick to guarding noobs in my assualt ship on eve
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Jake (Topiary)
1339196757086 9 Jun 2012 00:05:57
Sharks without missile launchers aren't worth calling sharks. Dense fields in space have mounted shark trebuchets to fend off robots throwing moons and crystallized lakes and what have you
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Jake (Topiary)
1339196862157 9 Jun 2012 00:07:42
Vengeance, I'm a caldari that got bored and went amarr while working for gallente. =3
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Jake (Topiary)
1339197056159 9 Jun 2012 00:10:56
Oh wow my space nerd side is showing, lol
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Jake (Topiary)
1339198795561 9 Jun 2012 00:39:55
You've clearly celebrated too much over Her Majesty's royal flag-waving, hula-hooping, rainy monarchist festival
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Jake (Topiary)
1339200965623 9 Jun 2012 01:16:05
Oh yes, I have it's been a jolly good show. I watched some of it and am now totally rallied and ready for england to take the cup this year. I mean we're practically liverpool FC lol
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Jake (Topiary)
1339203659968 9 Jun 2012 02:00:59
Sweden will crush the England squad with their toblerone-laced miasmic death fog
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Jake (Topiary)
1339203967505 9 Jun 2012 02:06:07
In a dream world, in a dream (within a dream)! I think the young players will become heros
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Jake
1339204197045
Hawkeye is the true hero. If computers could troll...
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9 Jun 2012 02:09:57
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Jake (Topiary)
1339204555616 9 Jun 2012 02:15:55
Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' FISH *hawkeye headshot* >Fish has fainted. /$ rm rf /
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Jake (Topiary)
1339262052386 9 Jun 2012 18:14:12
Sorry mate was higher than jesus last night =3
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Jake (Topiary)
1339262071002 9 Jun 2012 18:14:31
Raptor Jesus of course
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Jake (Topiary)
1339285062055 10 Jun 2012 00:37:42
I have you named as "Troll" in my contacts, so zombie Jesus knows when to activate the remote Korean war cattle, master of the skies motherfucker
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Jake (Topiary)
1339452718570 11 Jun 2012 23:11:58
Sweden = bottom of the group, awesome prediction is awesome :P
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Jake (Topiary)
1339453140990 11 Jun 2012 23:19:00
Sweden are eating the slow release diet toblerone miasma crunch - its secret blend of eleven herbs and spices won't enter the blood stream until the 19th, on which date they will make the England squad look like headless robotic shrews in a black bag that's just been hurled directly into the sun
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Jake (Topiary)
1339453231190 11 Jun 2012 23:20:31
Let's hope they do, lol or southampton will endup beating man city tooo ;3
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Jake (Topiary)
1339453333326 11 Jun 2012 23:22:13
England goal scored by city player, French goal scored by city player against city player
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Jake (Topiary)
1339453724373 11 Jun 2012 23:28:44
Lol I guess I lose. Joe Hart was fantastic
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Jake (Topiary)
1339455695889 12 Jun 2012 00:01:35
Ukraine not a bad side to be fair
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Jake (Topiary)
1339456379167 12 Jun 2012 00:12:59
Yea they looked really up for it and confident.
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Jake (Topiary)
1339459191842 12 Jun 2012 00:59:51
thankfully China aren't in this competition... at least until they brutally annex Europe with their death pandas
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Jake (Topiary)
1339508972938 12 Jun 2012 14:49:32
Lol death panda are sexy. If it's a friend of mines birthday, think it's okay to be high as fuck?
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1339570027573 13 Jun 2012 07:47:07
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Jake (Topiary)
1339690382380 14 Jun 2012 17:13:02
Ireland v Spain, oh dear
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1339695335907 14 Jun 2012 18:35:35
Phone Fund gives you money off a new handset at Orange shops or orange.co.uk. You have £7.00 in your Phone Fund (last updated 22 MAY 12 04:25 ).
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Jake (Topiary)
1339698220182 14 Jun 2012 19:23:40
Lol watccing bbc news '3 hours to meet queen' vs '5 hours to give a batshit insane book to you' all hail the one, Topiary.. power of the one extends to ireland and they still can't beat spain.
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Jake (Topiary)
1339704659755 14 Jun 2012 21:10:59
Seems to be going great for Ireland
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Jake (Topiary)
1339704947417 14 Jun 2012 21:15:47
Lulz well they might do it with added time =3
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Jake (Topiary)
1339705276838 14 Jun 2012 21:21:16
prediction was 5-0... that death fog I talked about is happening in the form of celebratory firecrackers being chucked at pitch.
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Jake (Topiary)
1339705446508 14 Jun 2012 21:24:06
Yea saw those in the italy game too, clouds of doom, watching this midwife thing.... I'm such a fag lol
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Jake (Topiary)
1339706825783 14 Jun 2012 21:47:05
Midwife thing? wut?
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Jake (Topiary)
1339706950528 14 Jun 2012 21:49:10
BBC 1 good show, lol. So what do you spend your time doing? If it's not an akward question.
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Jake (Topiary)
1339707277808 14 Jun 2012 21:54:37
Hanging around, writing fiction, legal prep etc. Going to Sheffield on Saturday to see an airing of We Are Legion, I has free train ticket from the maker ^_^
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Jake (Topiary)
1339707824496 14 Jun 2012 22:03:44
Awesome. I usually try finding a job I can do, (something that doesn't fuck with my anxiety) or working with random freelance coders on things, smoking weed too randomly, but that's out of character for me. Do a lot of legal prep? I've never been to court, only arrested before cause they thought I had cocain when really I was mugged... fucking 18 hours in a cell for no reason...but yea. I'd buy a book with your name on it, you have an eloquent way of writing, at least from what I know.
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Jake (Topiary)
1339708609266 14 Jun 2012 22:16:49
From what you've said you sound like a good coder. There's surely a place for your skills, maybe advanced freelance in small teams or something similar. Yeah legal material is time-consuming, but at least our courts do things fairly, if slowly. Can't say same for police themselves but we all know about the level of corruption in those ranks. Do you write much?
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Jake (Topiary)
1339708955478 14 Jun 2012 22:22:35
I used to, used to like poetry, and I've dated 3 grammar Nazis (seems like the only people I get with) I've written some freaky sex stories before *blushes* but not much else. =3
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Jake (Topiary)
1339713435485 14 Jun 2012 23:37:15
Never got into poetry, only because I've never known anyone that's into poetry. Mostly hang out with sci-fi/fantasy/science nerds. I know some hardcore anime fans that do subtitles, and sometimes songs, but have never met a poet.
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Jake (Topiary)
1339713969519 14 Jun 2012 23:46:09
Wouldn't say I'm a good poet, just love monolgues and well written pieces of english. Hentai*coughs*errrm I mean anime is good, love vocaloid songs on youtube. I'm a massive nerd too, love scifi babylon 5, startrek, etc :3 love hypnosis tooo lol not gonna go into that tho ;3
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Jake (Topiary)
1339714097975 14 Jun 2012 23:48:17
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTRAP
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Jake (Topiary)
1339714161620 14 Jun 2012 23:49:21
*eyes wiggly in an agreeing, yes you're agreeing, manner*
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Jake (Topiary)
1339714525149 14 Jun 2012 23:55:25
Maybe you would like "Lolishit", dubstep electro mixed with anime sounds. Surprisingly good. Give them a YouTube sometime, or don't; I couldn't possibly ask you to.
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Jake (Topiary)
1339714852086 15 Jun 2012 00:00:52
Goreshit is apparently just like it =P but interesting mix. :3
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Jake (Topiary)
1339715061083 15 Jun 2012 00:04:21
One of /mu/'s only fineries is sharethread databasing. Found some unique stuff on them over years
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Jake (Topiary)
1339715793989 15 Jun 2012 00:16:33
I've drifted away from chans now, /b/ is the only place I lurk or gurochan cause that place is sticky heaven :3, my music suggestions come from admins etc from d2k5
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Jake (Topiary)
1339715829410 15 Jun 2012 00:17:09
Oh and you =3 cause your suggestions are alright too :P
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Jake (Topiary)
1339716038333 15 Jun 2012 00:20:38
My suggestions would be better if I had my media drive. Mets have that one, and they hate my tunes. Forensics woman turned off my Ratatat when RAM dumping :(
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Jake (Topiary)
1339716464837 15 Jun 2012 00:27:44
Lol sucks that does, curious what they did, my approach would be to dump the ram and look for encryption keys, or..if it's on attach my pc to it and hack in and copy everything...hell I should work for them lol but locking up young teens for protesting against corruption and greed..no ty......I do want to take down serious pedophile gangs or genuine terrorists, and by genuine I mean americans killed their kids so they wanna kill hundreds or thousands of people.. my political views are like Ron Paul :3 hate the drug war too.
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Jake (Topiary)
1339716888461 15 Jun 2012 00:34:48
What they do is just iptrace netstat etc, then they image the drive and probably use EnCase later. Not too thorough, but then again electromechanical storage not complicated. If files are there, easy case. Fragments, forensics. Bizarre pseudo-data... then they bring in the tech microscopes
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Jake (Topiary)
1339717060304 15 Jun 2012 00:37:40
:3 well I hope they have to say you're innocent and appologize to you. I thank you for standing against a tyranical country who longs to control everyones lives. I think you're a hero and so do hundreds of thousands of people who fear what america is becoming.
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Jake (Topiary)
1339717198148 15 Jun 2012 00:39:58
Agreed @ pedos, I would join you in catching them. You know Ryan Cleary has a second indictment for hardcore CP? Not sure if that is public so keep between us
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Jake (Topiary)
1339717655201 15 Jun 2012 00:47:35
It's semi public, it's mentioned in a leaked met confrence call but not in papers etc... ugh fucking hate CP to start with, hardcore CP would make me physically sick thinking of the abuse the kid takes... :< I like shota and loli stuff, but I think it crosses the line to watch a real video of it happening to a real person, or to do it to a real person.
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Jake (Topiary)
1339717992635 15 Jun 2012 00:53:12
Well apparantly the law here has 5 levels of CP. 1 being lowest (basic naked pose), 2 involving adult, 3 something abusive, etc. Cleary had 1, 2, 3 and 4 and "disturbing" google history. specialist CP sites and passworded archives of videos. Sick stuff. He's a shit.
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Jake (Topiary)
1339718117347 15 Jun 2012 00:55:17
Like, he's a shit to the point where I'll give court evidence against him. And only him.
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Jake (Topiary)
1339718337591 15 Jun 2012 00:58:57
Don't blame you, I would too, I mean....I'm not a perfect letter of the law guy, but nothing excuses that level of obsession with kids sexually... I hope he never hurt anyone irl or online, he should go on anti androgens
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Jake (Topiary)
1339718606262 15 Jun 2012 01:03:26
Don't tell me anything that'll get you in shit for btw, I can keep my mouth shut but like you said they do monitor all this :P "Emyylii is uke =^.^=, kawaii desu ne...no? Uguuuuuu ;-;"
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Jake (Topiary)
1342574817811 18 Jul 2012 02:26:57
So the garden man was in hospital for 2 days, pretty reasonable excuse
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Jake (Topiary)
1342575027746 18 Jul 2012 02:30:27
Yea sounds legitimate, he okay? Rose bushes sometimes get me too, damn gardening.. hopefully you get your Topiary soon, I just got my dvds so I can relax.
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Jake (Topiary)
1342575478620 18 Jul 2012 02:37:58
Might stay up, real tired though. Having no internet means rampant boredom. might have to find a job
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Jake (Topiary)
1342575703880 18 Jul 2012 02:41:43
Lol could apply for the police for lulz, community support officer haahahahaa i'd laugh so hard if you did
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Jake (Topiary)
1342576090865 18 Jul 2012 02:48:10
Actually maybe volenteering for something like that would kill bordem and show you want to be involved with the community, the court might look more sympathetically on somebody who since their arrest has volenteering to help people...would show you're true to your beliefs and really do just care about people.
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Jake (Topiary)
1342576631976 18 Jul 2012 02:57:11
Though, that wouldn't help the anons with the 'Topiary is jesus' belief system, they'd believe it even more, might set a great example to the 12-16 year old anons who think it's all for hacking fame though.
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Jake (Topiary)
1342585685968 18 Jul 2012 05:28:05
We'll see. Still up, smoking legalities?
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Jake (Topiary)
1342600910630 18 Jul 2012 09:41:50
That film was awesome, loved it, was wasted watching it and was tripping hard with how crazy it was :3
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Jake (Topiary)
1342619976415 18 Jul 2012 14:59:36
It's pretty good for $7000 budget
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Jake (Topiary)
1342662663236 19 Jul 2012 02:51:03
tell me more about this electro tag science (curious, would never employ methods)
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Jake (Topiary)
1342723436680 19 Jul 2012 19:43:56
Well okay the control box uses the telephone to contact a remote source bit like the old 90s dialup internet, as far as I know it just pings it once an hour and then sends that infomation. Most of them don't go off if they are cut off, but some have a anti tamper IR Sensor, that detects skin to see if it's on..but that's on a alcohol monitoring variation, The matenence staff do all the checks to see if it's been tampered with.
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Jake (Topiary)
1342723716847 19 Jul 2012 19:48:36
Also, it has a protective inner vaccum, so opening the ankle bracelet up instantly reports tamper, waterproof too (derp) ummm that's all I remember
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Jake (Topiary)
1342728861332 19 Jul 2012 21:14:21
Sorry I didn't reply, was due a huge sleep was up for 2days getting high lol
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Jake (Topiary)
1342783876954 20 Jul 2012 12:31:16
Someone in body armour gassed and gunned down people at Batman premiere, check out news
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1342784831955 20 Jul 2012 12:47:11
Holy fuck lol seriously?
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1342785077201 20 Jul 2012 12:51:17
This is insane...wonder why the guy did it, crazy how somebody in america can just arm themselves up and do this shit..
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Jake (Topiary)
1342797947304 20 Jul 2012 16:25:47
interesting tag stuff by the way. it's also electric proof
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1342806450213 20 Jul 2012 18:47:30
It doesn't have protection from EMP though afaik but does sound pretty robust
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Jake (Topiary)
1342852387611 21 Jul 2012 07:33:07
Welp there goes my cpu lol, apparently my heatsink needs completely replacing, undervolted and underclocked and still my tower heat sink with 2 fans puts out an idle temp of 70*c, having to force the thing onto the board to get idles of 40-45, lucky I ordered a cheap water cooler :3
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Jake (Topiary)
1342885351973 21 Jul 2012 16:42:31
There's your problem right there, being able to boil an egg on the battle station. are your drives running smoothly though?
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Jake (Topiary)
1342885534058 21 Jul 2012
Had to ditch it, till the water cooling arrives, converted my server till next week; I was gonna stay offline text you and watch tv, but after 3 hours Stargate SG1 got boring so construction of backup
16:45:34
systems completed, tho this pc is underpowered...
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1342885681973 21 Jul 2012 16:48:01
Trying to work out how to make an athlon64x2 actually function without stuttering on video playback etc, plus windows server isn't liking my graphics card drivers much so no overclocking :C
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Jake (Topiary)
1342886009278 21 Jul 2012 16:53:29
you have an unhealthy obsession with overclocking. at least your winserver setup won't melt out. hmm you know much more about hardware building than I do, need to buff up my knowledge in this field
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Jake (Topiary)
1342886169734 21 Jul 2012 16:56:09
I just like jury rigging :3 you seem much more competent with the internet than me so maybe we both need to buff up some stuff :P
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Jake (Topiary)
1342887872814 21 Jul 2012 17:24:32
still following this Denver story. they are still trying to get into booby trapped house
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Jake (Topiary)
1342887989294 21 Jul 2012 17:26:29
I might check the wire for info on it, pc is almost fully working so once I overclock the gpu to counter the slow clock speed, I can start doing random shit :3 might get another 2 screens and synergy them together
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Jake (Topiary)
1342888462770 21 Jul 2012 17:34:22
he had music playing on loop loudly combined with tripwires at the door, so someone would enter and burn. insane
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1342888871367 21 Jul 2012 17:41:11
This guy sounds deranged, maybe some self experimentation with neuroscience etc might of caused it, apparently he was working on a phd but dropped out after taking a course on mental illnesses...sounds a little suspect, especially if now the federal government bans the sale or ownership of guns
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Jake (Topiary)
1342889092303 21 Jul 2012 17:44:52
my guess is he dropped out, felt insignificant, hated society. Joker-style illusion fantasy. we've all thought about it but wouldn't do it
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1342889273793 21 Jul 2012 17:47:53
Could be..wonder if he'll become an underground hero, shame he didn't do it to make a point about the mass media brainwashed westbro inbred subhumans that infest america... I might of applauded that
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Jake (Topiary)
1342889355178 21 Jul 2012 17:49:15
he hasn't made any statement. this is speculation
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Jake (Topiary)
1342889420279 21 Jul 2012 17:50:20
also that is what Joker does. he did say he was Joker
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Haha you love him...you wanna become part of his movie, 'Topiary and Joker kill bush - leaving
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21 Jul 2012 17:53:16
cooking recipes at the scene.'
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Jake (Topiary)
1342889793248 21 Jul 2012 17:56:33
Nah killing people is a useless statement. makes no sense, is hollywood cliche - mindfuck is the true eye opener
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Jake (Topiary)
1342889898996 21 Jul 2012 17:58:18
Yea, i'd never kill another life, though I would kidnap and waterboard government officials who deny that waterboarding is a form of torture...
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Jake (Topiary)
1342890926132 21 Jul 2012 18:15:26
Must admit this guys killings have taken over talk all over the world, any statement he makes now will reach so many people
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Jake (Topiary)
1342891048299 21 Jul 2012 18:17:28
he's in court on Monday. it will be a huge event
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Jake (Topiary)
1342891081534 21 Jul 2012 18:18:01
Lol I should go give him a batshit insane book :3
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Jake (Topiary)
1342896752261 21 Jul 2012 19:52:32
there's this big range rover outside my house that's been there for 3 hours. probably checking bail.
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Jake (Topiary)
1342897041749 21 Jul 2012 19:57:21
Probably, in honesty I did feel a little stupid talking about your anckle science device, seems like a topic that could cause orgasmic excitement within the ranks of SOCA's goal scoring, crime snooping, containment vessel.
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Jake (Topiary)
1342897183241 21 Jul 2012 19:59:43
well I did get a text from G4S earlier saying they were visiting tonight. but they send that a lot and never show up.
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Jake (Topiary)
1342897470942 21 Jul 2012 20:04:30
Well just remember you're a worse threat to the rich and politically corrupt/ ethically challenged than the joker guy, Because (to do a really corny quote) while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. :3
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Jake (Topiary)
1342898303252 21 Jul 2012 20:18:23
Lol I don't have a V-style illusion fantasy, honest :V. Though my depiction of V would be of innumerable fail, and thus various diversionary tactics must be employeed to hide said fail. Like apples?
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Jake (Topiary)
1342918947230 22 Jul 2012 02:02:27
looks like they didn't visit. G4S are really getting slammed recently
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Jake (Topiary)
1342976286598 22 Jul 2012 17:58:06
Lol yea, god imagine the shit they'd get if an alledged louseeSEC memeber breached bail and vanished and they took over a week to find out...company would be totally ruined
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1342980451781 22 Jul 2012 19:07:31
Just watched a show about Asimov's laws etc...apparently weaponised drones are flying over the US now, and a freedom of infomation court case made the FAA release info on all the drones flying and there were like 50 drones, controlled by the EPA, TSA and most federal agencies, backing up the claim that if states legalise weed the federal government will enforce the law anyway, sounds like the republic is over and soon Darth Sidious will be made Empiror
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Jake (Topiary)
1343056531505 23 Jul 2012 16:15:31
looks like the kettle is boiled after all. happy times
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1343057234198 23 Jul 2012 16:27:14
Amazing when that happens, I'm screwed btw, my pc needs thermal paste desperately now crashes with anything cpu intensive :C so stuck without a pc to game on
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Jake (Topiary)
1343114329457 24 Jul 2012 08:18:49
*sigh* no pc ;-;..what you upto? Wanna text? Though I'm out of credit too in 8 texts lol
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Jake (Topiary)
1343132471731 24 Jul 2012 13:21:11
Seriously so bored, bet you're busy intentionally so I have to endure the hell of no internet..damn trolls :3
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Jake (Topiary)
1343139685757 24 Jul 2012 15:21:25
Nah, applying for jobs all day. I want to earn enough to fund geeky needs. You're paranoid, seek help from Hastur the Unspeakable
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1343139928093 24 Jul 2012 15:25:28
I was trying to get my cpu to stop getting errors and stay cool, failed miserably, the thermal paste is just hard useless shit so I have to undervolt too much to have a stable clock speed. Looked at fixing my brothers yellow light of death but need a screwdriver that can reach into the hole....now researching how to get an unsigned bootloader onto an xbox 360...
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Jake (Topiary)
1343140150964 24 Jul 2012 15:29:10
homebrew 360 can be achieved with a lot of flashing. though very easy to block, be careful
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Jake (Topiary)
1343140287974 24 Jul 2012 15:31:27
Meh I have a 360 under my bed not even used :3 since my pc is down I'm in a hacker mood and want to make it into something useful, like a linux box lol
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Jake (Topiary)
1343140403606 24 Jul 2012 15:33:23
just make sure the dvd drive and motherboard flashing don't clash otherwise nasty things happen. especially Toshiba
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Jake (Topiary)
1343141095248 24 Jul 2012 15:44:55
Skyrim good. it's better with no Internet as you find more for yourself. I gorged on it for months during bail
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Jake (Topiary)
1343141097062 24 Jul 2012 15:44:57
Wonder what safer things I can use it for, my brother has skyrim on xbox, I could try that, I like morrowind but haven't played anything DnD style since heros of might and magic 4 or baldurs gate 2...went off into space gaymes :3 funny really cause loads of my internet friends play warhammer, but I only play 40k and the old warhammer quest(tabletop geekness if by some miracle you didn't already know), that being said without a pc I could just see what marines I could incorporate into my army from the 40k box set
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Jake (Topiary)
1343141133243 24 Jul 2012 15:45:33
Sorry credit died mid text lol
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Jake (Topiary)
1343141868812 24 Jul 2012 15:57:48
Might give skyrim a go then :3, but I do have limited internet, just no sound, no hdmi 2nd monitor and a resolution of 1600x1200 on a screen made for 1920x1080 lol so anything other than irc or reading is a pain, and stripping my pc out isn't worth it for 2-3 days wait
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Jake (Topiary)
1343142074158 24 Jul 2012 16:01:14
Might boot up Skyrim myself. I have a level 56ish High Elf that needs attention
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Jake (Topiary)
1343142360186 24 Jul 2012 16:06:00
Sounds like a plan, get Topiary, play skyrim. :3
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Jake (Topiary)
1343142531263 24 Jul 2012 16:08:51
My notebook has a linen skyrim map as the outer case. I cut it up and superglued it
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Jake (Topiary)
1343142669166 24 Jul 2012 16:11:09
Cool, I actually have a shitty broken tablet that I'm gonna mod :3 might make it into a companion cube, just put the hdmi out and usbs etc on the back under a flap or something.
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Jake (Topiary)
1343142910573 24 Jul 2012 16:15:10
never watch the film Mr. Nobody while high. holy shit
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Jake (Topiary)
1343143303145 24 Jul 2012 16:21:43
Looks pretty strange from the soundless trailer heh, totally making this companion cube with an arm version of linux on it
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Jake (Topiary)
1343144605318 24 Jul 2012 16:43:25
t'is too sunny for such things. I'm out geeking around the shops before they close
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Jake (Topiary)
1343144712944 24 Jul 2012 16:45:12
Go buy X3 or X2 or the x-universe games, space trading, building, fighting simulator, wasted a good year of my life on them and still love them
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Jake (Topiary)
1343144794745 24 Jul 2012 16:46:34
maybe after KFC
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Jake (Topiary)
1343222995984 25 Jul 2012 14:29:55
Well my cpu isn't damaged, can't say the same about my ram, SSD and motherboard though :C
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Jake (Topiary)
1343227200564 25 Jul 2012 15:40:00
what went wrong to cause that chaos? asplosion?
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Jake (Topiary)
1343227706496 25 Jul 2012 15:48:26
,j/k :3 I think it was just the motherboards voltage regulating or something, or just the heat outside mixed with broken cooling...seems I was wrong about my ssd though think it's only the motherboard and ram
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1343227764191 25 Jul 2012 15:49:24
Half my message vanished wtf?
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Jake (Topiary)
1343228493600 25 Jul 2012 16:01:33
get yourself one of those Macs from zombie Steve Jobs
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Jake (Topiary)
1343228609044 25 Jul 2012 16:03:29
I actually think I fixed it, cleaned out my gpu and reseated my motherboards little heat sinks and it suddenly start behaving normally
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Jake (Topiary)
1343229565202 25 Jul 2012 16:19:25
Stop wasting time with the 1s and 0s of motherboard tinkering and play some Skyrim. Dragons need to be killed.
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Jake (Topiary)
1343229661922 25 Jul 2012 16:21:01
Haha eve online at the moment, been getting moaned at to play it, though skyrim shall be played after this mission cause I wanna try alchemy and soul stones and shit
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Jake (Topiary)
1343229825361 25 Jul 2012 16:23:45
Alchemy boring and hard to level up
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Jake (Topiary)
1343230017994 25 Jul 2012 16:26:57
Time to go to Game and find something to play. There's a hot dog stand outside the store, it's a trap
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Jake (Topiary)
1343230071949 25 Jul 2012 16:27:51
They have lovely sausages I've heard, seriously look for X games, so life absorbing lol
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Jake (Topiary)
1343230223286 25 Jul 2012 16:30:23
Their pre-owned section is filled with like 60 of my old games
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Jake (Topiary)
1343230423686 25 Jul 2012 16:33:43
Haha, I've not even bought a non digital game in years. I prefer pc games to console cause I mod any game I can, on my X3 I have ships from all sorts of scifi shows added to it, and custom AI's I designed my own 3d model as a variant of a ship in it too so I could fly something unique.
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Jake (Topiary)
1343230568948 25 Jul 2012 16:36:08
How did your homebrew 360 quest turn out?
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Jake (Topiary)
1343230786456 25 Jul 2012 16:39:46
I looked at it, I thought of it, I read about it, then I decided to just do nothing...I need to get my server back up too today so too much stuff to work on to start on the xbox, plus the specs are pretty bad, I mean my server is a 2.2ghz dual core with 3.5gb ram, and if I had linux on the 360 I doubt i'd ever use it for anything other than irc
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Jake (Topiary)
1343292654105 26 Jul 2012 09:50:54
Trivialities man. Casting spells at undead creatures is life's priority.
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Jake (Topiary)
1343310931191 26 Jul 2012
Lol apparently the joker massacre could of been a false flag according to some anons, they arrested a guy dressed as batman at the scene too who hasn't been mentioned in media since
14:55:31
and they're trying to pass gun laws in america just when the chances of the US people and the states of america are close to revolting... dunno what I think..but seems governments will do anything to trick people into giving away their freedom. I have to play skyrim now, pc still ain't working right...could be the psu but no idea really.
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1343312918853 26 Jul 2012 15:28:38
Japan 1 - 0 spain ; spain just got a player sent off and japan got a quick freekick disallowed which would of been 2-0 lol great match
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Jake (Topiary)
1343313475618 26 Jul 2012 15:37:55
Did Japan beat Spain?
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Jake (Topiary)
1343315998372 26 Jul 2012 16:19:58
Still playing but looking like they will, it should be 3 or 4 by now
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Jake (Topiary)
1343318876945 26 Jul 2012 17:07:56
Watched second half. Japan are taking over with mecha power
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Jake (Topiary)
1343320129140 26 Jul 2012 17:28:49
First shock of the olympics, hope spain go out..britain might have a chance then though it's doubtful, oh found my problem with the pc, my psu only puts out 250 watts so with a 12 volt pump an overclock, 3 hard drives and 6gbs of ddr2 ram, seems it would require a 300-400 watt psu minimum..stripped it to the bare essentials and it seems stable enough, can't belive it's only 250watt lol. Oh the religious in america were boycotting oreo for making a rainbow oreo and supporting gay marrage, funny really cause google openly showed their support but I guess boycotting google would be like boycotting the internet to these people and their lack of tech skills
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Jake (Topiary)
1343321005845 26 Jul 2012 17:43:25
Good thing new PSU should be cheap. Have you stacked everything or are you a scattered around kind of computer person? Also, God made nature and therefore rainbows
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Jake (Topiary)
1343321138832 26 Jul 2012 17:45:38
laying around lol, I do like to organise stuff but most the time it gets impractical with how oftern I open pcs up etc. :3 rainbow power!
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Jake (Topiary)
1343321330106 26 Jul 2012 17:48:50
Depends. If you have glowing fancy cooling it's nice to stack, but having parts in a pile makes you feel more secure, like you know exactly where data is transmitting at all times.
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Jake (Topiary)
1343321554592 26 Jul 2012
Yea, well my plan over time is to make my windows server pc into a router for my main pc and erika's pc, that way hacking through the router and into the weaker pcs doesn't comprimise
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security..but with everything acting up at the moment, can't really do it (almost out of texts btw and no cash till next week)
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Jake (Topiary)
1343321858111 26 Jul 2012 17:57:38
Sounds like a good setup. Windows server route plan seems similar to remote ftp/router server buried somewhere, which was sadly never done. Yeah stop texting away your money and Skyrim away your life instead
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1343803515485 1 Aug 2012 07:45:15
What's wrong with our hands? WHY CAN'T WE WRITE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE
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Jake (Topiary)
1343803770514 1 Aug 2012 07:49:30
Sorry that line from primer cracks me up, epic film but that line was so corny :3
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Oh btw I spent 2 days on a netbook with no internet and no credit, lol morrowind saved my mind
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1 Aug 2012 12:03:47
:3 alchemy on morrowind is great, make potion with amplify intelligence, drink, make another and it comes out better and keep repeating lol can get insane figures like 10000 intelligence hehe :3 though I suck at the moment skeletons can sometimes kick my ass, and the random assasins too keep on killing me.
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1343820370684 1 Aug 2012 12:26:10
In Skyrim you can brew alchemy-buffing potions while under the effects of alchemy-buffing potions, then brew forging potions and make armour that is enchanted with alchemy-buffing. I found so many secrets in Skyrim through months of work with no internet. Was very fun
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1343823296979 1 Aug 2012 13:14:56
Hehee I can imagine, I had a glimpse of what it's like with no internet and omg lol narr it's not that bad but my brain hurts from daytime tv and news 24 nonsense... suprised you've not gone insane, watch Jeremy Kyle yet? That's when you know you need a hobby :3 watching a double bill of jeremy kyle is like careers and life counsilling, you end up wanting to do stuff with your life, such a horrible thing for somebody like me lol.
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Jake (Topiary)
1343847060809 1 Aug 2012 19:51:00
I haven't been on net in over a year. Basically means having to learn things from books, or ancient scrolls as they're now known
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Jake (Topiary)
1343853810258 1 Aug 2012 21:43:30
Lol books are underrated, I've learned a lot from books back in the day :3 would piss me off lacking wikipedia though
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Jake (Topiary)
1343922983483 2 Aug 2012 16:56:23
"Between Two Points" by Glitch Mob is an awesome tune
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Jake (Topiary)
1343923828512 2 Aug 2012 17:10:28
Interesting song, probably not getting the full effect with youtube + low bass hdmi tv
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Jake (Topiary)
1343924223390 2 Aug 2012 17:17:03
probably not. I am running lossless FLAC and surround sound
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1343924407943 2 Aug 2012 17:20:07
Nice :3 I'll need to work on my battlestations sound at some point. gonna work on a 2d space trading game soon, me and a friend decided it'd be fun to make
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Jake (Topiary)
1343924557061 2 Aug 2012 17:22:37
very cool. I was thinking of doing a sort of space version of Catan, which is already the king of board games
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Jake (Topiary)
1343924755960 2 Aug 2012 17:25:55
Game sounds epic lol like civilization or something :3 I quit smoking again finally, dunno why it took so long, I hate tobacco companies and tobacco so I'm bewildered how I started and continued to smoke for so many weeks/months
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Jake (Topiary)
1343925006523 2 Aug 2012 17:30:06
good, tobacco is the she-devil overlord of underworld Neptune, where evil breathes and exalts. and yeah Catan is the mother of board games, especially massive matches with all expansions. Catan, voice chat, snacks. best use of Internet
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1343925190771 2 Aug 2012 17:33:10
Haha sounds it. Mmmm might get kfc starving, totally broke though after buying erika's gpu
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Jake (Topiary)
1343925313722 2 Aug 2012 17:35:13
you could always cook some food
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Jake (Topiary)
1343925373377 2 Aug 2012 17:36:13
I could, but the scrumcious taste of watermelon and chrispy strips mmmmm can't resist
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Jake (Topiary)
1343925572627 2 Aug 2012 17:39:32
next you'll be growing an afro and closing pools
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Jake (Topiary)
1343926155397 2 Aug 2012 17:49:15
Yea, my vertical leap is astounding
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Jake (Topiary)
1343926442832 2 Aug 2012 17:54:02
Lol everyone working in kfc was black LOL such a funny coincidence
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Jake (Topiary)
1343928666487 2 Aug 2012 18:31:06
Sorry, was just funny with the race equality stuff you expect a mixture of races but every member of staff in there was african/jamacan just made me lol
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Jake (Topiary)
1343940465310 2 Aug 2012 21:47:45
everyone working at the BNP is white, also crazy coincidence. they're gaiafags really
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Jake (Topiary)
1343942218841 2 Aug 2012 22:16:58
Haha I'm sure, I'm really struggling with nicotine withdrawl, forgot how depressing it can feel lol
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Jake (Topiary)
1343943189505 2 Aug 2012 22:33:09
What do you do in your spare time?
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Jake (Topiary)
1343943369018 2 Aug 2012 22:36:09
Eve online, watching random tv shows, other games on the pc.. chatting to people, housework to help my mum out and occationally random programming if I'm in the mood, oh and smoking weed but I think I'm quitting that after I got addicted to nicotine because of it... usually chatting on steam to people
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Jake (Topiary)
1344106482956 4 Aug 2012 19:54:42
so Murray is in the tennis finals tomorrow. it can only spell disaster, as he can't spell disaster. or play tennis. makes a mean haggis though
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Jake (Topiary)
1344157383439 5 Aug 2012 10:03:03
Think that bitcoins are gonna keep rising in price? They've gone back up to £11 each apparently over the last month it's like a 30% increase.
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Jake (Topiary)
1344191740304 5 Aug 2012 19:35:40
Wouldn't have a clue, haven't analysed the market curve in a year.
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(Unknown)
1344268336668 6 Aug 2012 16:52:16
Records indicate you maybe entitled to circa £3,666 in compensation from the mis-selling of PPI on your credit card or loan. Reply HELP for info, or STOP. E Ltd
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Jake (Topiary)
1344551806393 9 Aug 2012 23:36:46
Heya ^.^, how's things? Sorry I stopped texting loads lol, money issues so have had to maintain texts till next week, hope you're doing well x
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(Unknown)
1344767773342 12 Aug 2012 11:36:13
Phone Fund gives you money off a new handset at Orange shops or orange.co.uk. You have £9.00 in your Phone Fund (last updated 01 AUG 12 09:15 ).
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Jake (Topiary)
1344875761406 13 Aug 2012 17:36:01
Last game before playing man city, southampton lose 4 - 0 to udinese, lol, though must admit they were incredible, 2 top corner 45 yard power shots, one top corner close range blast, and one dribble amazing turn then somehow powershot it in the opposite direction to what he was facing into the bottom corner...was insane
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Jake (Topiary)
1344875969519 13 Aug 2012 17:39:29
City will blot out the sun with vampiric arrows and drain all hope from your team, so sayeth the prophecy of premier league
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Jake (Topiary)
1344876530878 13 Aug 2012 17:48:50
Lol probably right if they finish like udinese they were world class finishes every one of them lol
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Jake (Topiary)
1344877358564 13 Aug 2012 18:02:38
"Southampton football team is a very well-run outfit from Monday to Friday. It's Saturdays we've got a problem with." - Lawrie McMenemy
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Jake
1344877924783
"I don't want those scally city fans round at my house putting my windows in when city are in the
(Topiary)
13 Aug 2012 18:12:04
third division and blame it all on me." - Noel Gallagher
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Jake (Topiary)
1344878481387 13 Aug 2012 18:21:21
Roll on Saturday, let's see if man city are fluke champions or the real deal :3
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Jake (Topiary)
1344879093892 13 Aug 2012 18:31:33
Hart is made of a rare dwarven aether mineral called goalkeepium, if you look closely you can see the metalwork at the joints. Southampton are made from old nettles found in a tramp-ridden ditch. true story, 100% verified
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Jake (Topiary)
1344879188988 13 Aug 2012 18:33:08
Let's hope man city don't have a blip early season :3 otherwise saints songs shall be digitalised and sent through the air to your phone for encouragement :P
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Jake (Topiary)
1344879432348 13 Aug 2012 18:37:12
I would rather throw my phone into Morrowind's volcano. largest in Tamriel, also 100% verified
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Jake (Topiary)
1344880333863 13 Aug 2012 18:52:13
Sure it'll be a good warm up for man city's season, we've been playing european sides all preseason
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Jake (Topiary)
1344908937061 14 Aug 2012 02:48:57
phone, volcano, Tamriel, Hart, vampire, automaton. 3-0
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Jake (Topiary)
1344909010248 14 Aug 2012 02:50:10
3-2
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Jake (Topiary)
1344909083559 14 Aug 2012 02:51:23
I'll settle for 3-1 and 40% of the equity
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Jake (Topiary)
1344909130343 14 Aug 2012 02:52:10
*last minutes* fuck! 5-3 FFFFFFFFFFUUUU >:V
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Jake (Topiary)
1344909192112 14 Aug 2012 02:53:12
Mancini time > Chico time
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Jake (Topiary)
1344909307417 14 Aug 2012 02:55:07
Hahah last text I think till morning, been getting random messages from my orange overlord to top up now, before the golden shower and tango man come to slap me
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Jake
1344909529744
unlimited texts and calls for £11 a month. spirit of the hawk wild and free, master of the skies,
(Topiary)
14 Aug 2012 02:58:49
creature of the Northwind sea, flying ever so high
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1344951254262 14 Aug 2012 14:34:14
BANKRELATED
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(Unknown)
1344951273225 14 Aug 2012 14:34:33
Thanks - you've just topped up by £10 and you've now got £14.85 credit.
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Jake (Topiary)
1344951826144 14 Aug 2012 14:43:46
God damn I was so wasted last night lol was hallucinating that my anon mask was a hipster drooling at me, and I watched one foot in the grave but don't remember any episodes from last night... oh I watched a beautiful mind a few weeks ago was a great film, will need to look for the other films.
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Jake (Topiary)
1344952081330 14 Aug 2012 14:48:01
2001: A Space Odyssey and Mr. Nobody are my favourite films, but I am a film geek so if you see any, especially mindfuck sci-fi, ask me if it's worth watching.
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Jake (Topiary)
1344968286594 14 Aug 2012 19:18:06
Well moon is pretty cool, and love 2001. Event horizon was really good when I first saw it, they have loads of cut out scenes really wish they'd made a directors cut version, watching monty python waiting for my cannabis coffee to hit me, probably not gonna be strong enough but I used high fat milk to boil it in so I can only hope :3 not seen mr nobody, will look for it. Watch 'Iron sky' when it's out, it's brilliant.
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Jake (Topiary)
1344975446983 14 Aug 2012 21:17:26
Top Korean films: Olboy, Confessions, Save The Green Planet. best director over there is Park Chan-Wook. the moar you know
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Jake (Topiary)
1344975514261 14 Aug 2012 21:18:34
^.^ impressed. The oracle of film knowledge :P
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Jake (Topiary)
1344975596942 14 Aug 2012 21:19:56
spastic autism memory > google
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Jake (Topiary)
1344975915364 14 Aug 2012 21:25:15
Hahaha indeed, only 2 things I'm autistic about is programming and guitar, I ain't played for a few years but still remember scales and music theory etc :3 could probably still jam if given a guitar and mic, but singing while playing complex shit might be beyond me now without practise, I could easily write code on a whiteboard though, I could write a full app in psuedo code lol sometimes I do it on paper first too let's me see it all in front of me before I write out the base code of anything, so I can write the core to be inclusive and avoid writing code that takes loads of cpu cycles etc
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Jake
1344976317608
always wanted to learn guitar. I only know piano, which isn't very exciting. I am just filled with
(Topiary)
14 Aug 2012 21:31:57
useless knowledge like Japanese bees can vibrate and heat to exactly 1 degree more than a hornet can handle, and they burn it alive by swarming around it.
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Jake (Topiary)
1344976382162 14 Aug 2012 21:33:02
Hahahha wtf, where the hell do you learn this shit :V it's all over >check bitcoins O.O 10 BITCOINS! \O/ WOOOP
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Jake (Topiary)
1347305024691 10 Sep 2012 20:23:44
I heard that my Guardian piece yesterday got tweeted by big accounts. that exposure pretty much secured future work. I love anon
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Jake (Topiary)
1347305117348 10 Sep 2012 20:25:17
:3 I actually ain't discovered that yet, 2 secs
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Jake (Topiary)
1347305440024 10 Sep 2012 20:30:40
THE NEW IKEA ADVERT TRIPS ME THE FUCK OUT
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Jake (Topiary)
1347305812318 10 Sep 2012 20:36:52
Not seen it, good article man. I really think Erika could do with being offline for a while, some trap in london talked us into a 3 way relationship 2 - 3 years back saying she should move to england, I objected saying we had nowhere to go and little income but was ignored, and now we're trapped into a situation where I'm taking care of a socially challenged internet troll...love her to bits, I just wish I could change our lives a little, having to walk to an office or travel, or talk on the phone, can't explain how depressing it gets sat in my bed room together with her day after day watching life fade away
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Jake (Topiary)
1347306148331 10 Sep 2012 20:42:28
so stop sitting at screen and get some work :P unlike anime, nobody will take you away to a magical place in real life. mark my most important three words: make it happen.
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Jake (Topiary)
1347306589912 10 Sep 2012 20:49:49
Good advice. I'll text in a bit, gonna find a charger so I can get away from my pc and watch the rain for a while
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Jake (Topiary)
1347306800461 10 Sep 2012 20:53:20
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Jake (Topiary)
1347307222883 10 Sep 2012 21:00:22
basically I get paid to write crap like that.
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Jake (Topiary)
1347308194179 10 Sep 2012 21:16:34
Welp it's money :3 and I guess it entertains the masses, I decided to go on my abandoned accounts just to share it with people...was trying to text more than this but words escape me :3
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Jake (Topiary)
1347308420103 10 Sep 2012 21:20:20
luckily the 'powerful' anons with the big accounts are all old friends of mine. people I would take bullets for.
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Jake (Topiary)
1347309100008 10 Sep 2012 21:31:40
I have very few friends really even less anon friends, I'm pretty hard to handle apparently, I'm always on about politics, america and the internet (according to my last remaining school friend) I'd of died for you in march/april, hell big plans were happening back then...I just fell into this situation, back in april I just felt I needed to voice my support of you, and anon...no way did I expect this, infact I didn't even imagine we'd meet/talk..
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Jake (Topiary)
1347309535721 10 Sep 2012 21:38:55
if I ever get back online I'll give you lessons on how to not be like that. online friendship is a simple process, being big on IRC even simpler. you are hanging around the wrong people, that's all.
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Jake (Topiary)
1347310443047 10 Sep 2012 21:54:03
Thanks man, it means a lot... :/ god can't even think of what to say, just feeling weird, think I might be having some hormonal irrationality...feeling lost and depressed without a definative reason.....
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Jake (Topiary)
1347310661803 10 Sep 2012 21:57:41
clean the room that you're in, sitting at computer is only fun in nice space. makes a difference
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Jake (Topiary)
1347310761742 10 Sep 2012 21:59:21
or watch pingu-pongu, japanese film about table tennis. great ending
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Jake (Topiary)
1347310833616 10 Sep 2012 22:00:33
or watch the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann with Black Order subtitles
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Jake
1347311009211
Gurren-Hen and Lagann-Hen are two films which are essentially the series compressed and with
(Topiary)
10 Sep 2012 22:03:29
the best ending sequence of anything ever made
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Jake (Topiary)
1347311199238 10 Sep 2012 22:06:39
Hmm alright, I'll watch you've persuaded me. :3
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Jake (Topiary)
1347311480060 10 Sep 2012 22:11:20
TTGL is pretty much Courage Wolf on steroids. can't fail to motivate providing subs over dubs.
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Jake (Topiary)
1347312226227 10 Sep 2012 22:23:46
I'll let you know what I think. :3 sorry talking to laurelai on another medium of communication (carrier pidgeon) so delayed replies
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Jake (Topiary)
1347312398149 10 Sep 2012 22:26:38
discussing how awesome kayla is no doubt
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Jake (Topiary)
1347312566502 10 Sep 2012 22:29:26
She's actually talking about a guy she read and took the advice of in some random article or something and decided to get off the internet some math article Topology or something.
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Jake (Topiary)
1347312730449 10 Sep 2012 22:32:10
ah the analytic and algebraic topology of the parameterization of locally euclidean manifolds. classic stuff
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Jake (Topiary)
1347312807897 10 Sep 2012 22:33:27
*stares blankly* I like trains
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Jake (Topiary)
1347312867994 10 Sep 2012 22:34:27
asdf movie, seen it, know the guy who made it. boom
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Jake (Topiary)
1347313014226 10 Sep 2012 22:36:54
I can't stop you from forwarding to Laurelai that the Internet is for chumps and after a year without it you only miss the true friends
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Jake (Topiary)
1347313204427 10 Sep 2012 22:40:04
In my case without internet my friends would be all the people on my phone who ain't family and my irl friends...so in total..let me count..hmmm you and Erika :V
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Jake (Topiary)
1347313340597 10 Sep 2012 22:42:20
do you know Barrett Brown's mobile number?
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Jake
1347313466768
Just let me check my archive of dox
(Topiary)
10 Sep 2012 22:44:26
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Jake (Topiary)
1347314217907 10 Sep 2012 22:56:57
Sorry mate not in my records :/ *closes the vault of filing cabinets*
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Jake (Topiary)
1347314329740 10 Sep 2012 22:58:49
hmm shame, wanted to call him on offline mobile
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Jake (Topiary)
1347314683127 10 Sep 2012 23:04:43
Oh god save me, a wild ex just appeared from nowhere on steam.... shame that Laurelai doesn't have a cell anymore, would be easier than these damn pidgeons
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Jake (Topiary)
1347314800283 10 Sep 2012 23:06:40
log off? also, maybe Barrett would give his number over twitter privately
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Jake (Topiary)
1347314904217 10 Sep 2012 23:08:24
Social engineers probably tried that a few times already
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Jake (Topiary)
1347314957375 10 Sep 2012 23:09:17
it is hard to be less subtle
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Jake (Topiary)
1347315926579 10 Sep 2012 23:25:26
Well try harder bro :P transparent as glass is a cool show
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Jake (Topiary)
1347316170658 10 Sep 2012 23:29:30
nvm, got it
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Jake (Topiary)
1347316388449 10 Sep 2012 23:33:08
I asked Mr. Echo, who I will introduce you to some day
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Jake (Topiary)
1347316677997 10 Sep 2012 23:37:57
Sounds like a southampton guy, I'll leave you to it, sounds like you've got your hands full... x nini mate
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Jake (Topiary)
1347316906694 10 Sep 2012 23:41:46
Barrett is sleeping at this hour in Texas. his girlfriend answered. lazy bastard.
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Jake
1347317071527
Figured as much, I tried contacting but was getting no response.
(Topiary)
10 Sep 2012 23:44:31
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Jake (Topiary)
1347317116013 10 Sep 2012 23:45:16
she woke him, I lol'd
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Jake (Topiary)
1347317407129 10 Sep 2012 23:50:07
well thanks for trying. all worked out in the end :)
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Jake (Topiary)
1347317601618 10 Sep 2012 23:53:21
It's absolutely no problem. x
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Jake (Topiary)
1347318023700 11 Sep 2012 00:00:23
haha, "it's not topiary" and he went back to bed. maybe tomorrow
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Jake (Topiary)
1347318094048 11 Sep 2012 00:01:34
Hahahahaha wow you got found out, pretending to be that Topology person
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Jake (Topiary)
1347318191839 11 Sep 2012 00:03:11
I texted "garden hedge wants to chat". his gf had no doubts, but then she is smarter than him
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Jake (Topiary)
1347318465127 11 Sep 2012 00:07:45
Lol, well least it'l be funny tomorrow, damn weird night tonight... think I'm gonna have a day out tomorrow get off hyperspace
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Jake (Topiary)
1347318643804 11 Sep 2012 00:10:43
maybe clean up house. helps the aspiring cybertroll more than you think. will have to talk BB's gf into rating his bedroom performance again.
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Jake (Topiary)
1347319195518 11 Sep 2012 00:19:55
:V I'm glad I got to know you, you're like the personification of /b/ with the charm of a prince, and more cunning than a fox in the 'cunning foxes planning association'
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Jake (Topiary)
1347319302909 11 Sep 2012 00:21:42
Blackadder misquote?
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Jake (Topiary)
1347319342222 11 Sep 2012 00:22:22
Indeed, been too long and relying on memory
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Jake
1347319514584
they filmed that final scene intending it to be normal speed, and slowed it down at last minute
(Topiary)
11 Sep 2012 00:25:14
because of the cool explosions.
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Jake (Topiary)
1347319648191 11 Sep 2012 00:27:28
more cunning than a fox that's been appointed the professor of cunning at cunning university... something like that
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Jake (Topiary)
1347319684825 11 Sep 2012 00:28:04
I do love blackadder, I've not got around to rewatching them for years...went through one foot in the grave, mr bean, red dwarf, and the startreks recently
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Jake (Topiary)
1347319754238 11 Sep 2012 00:29:14
I always watched takeshi's castle. it has me in hysterics when high
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Jake (Topiary)
1347320100136 11 Sep 2012 00:35:00
Funnily enough I've been watching that high lately too, though, I tend to just pick a channel and let it play on my hdtv. I like the show undercover boss, and sometimes watch rogue traders or the builders show. Though I'm on of those people that can put on BBC parliment and happily watch them talk about random unimportant shit like a tax on cooked food sales effecting bakers and shops that cook fresh food but don't sell hot food and the old law meaning they had to wait till the food was completely cold before putting it on shelves,
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Jake (Topiary)
1347320262350 11 Sep 2012 00:37:42
Watch A Touch of Cloth. amazing two-part comedy from Charlie Brooker
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Jake (Topiary)
1347320488427 11 Sep 2012 00:41:28
My mum was on about that too, gonna look for it. Try to find the film pontypool, I love that film :3
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Jake (Topiary)
1347322526282 11 Sep 2012 01:15:26
Gonna sleep, night Jake xXx
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Jake (Topiary)
1347377392729 11 Sep 2012 16:29:52
Touch of cloth is funny so far :3 manage to get to talk with Barrett Brown?
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Jake (Topiary)
1347385061871 11 Sep 2012 18:37:41
Get awesumsauce on the pizza!
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1347385284540 11 Sep 2012 18:41:24
Phone Fund gives you money off a new handset at Orange shops or orange.co.uk. You have £9.00 in your Phone Fund (last updated 17 AUG 12 04:25 ).
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Jake
1347387654258
Oh btw southamptons Adam Lallana is in the england squad! 7:30 coverage starts
(Topiary)
11 Sep 2012 19:20:54
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Jake (Topiary)
1347390680437 11 Sep 2012 20:11:20
Looks like england ain't gonna have another easy game =3 last match was like they were playing a team of old men. Oh I saw something earlier by chance when I was checking my mail, made me think of you...hope you're okay. X
