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CHOOSE YOUR OWN VALENTINE’S DAY ADVENTURE (for the Lovers and the Haters)

Thoughts on Valentine’s Day? No thanks. I try not to fall prey to arbitrary, corporate, consumer-driven “holidays.”

Meh. I mean, I eat chocolate. The best, most romantic Tuesday in February!

Dating for a couple months, keeping it casual but also lowkey amazing.

BFF love fest, bring on the belly laughs and the bubbly! Just going to kick it with my boo, some good food, maybe some candles, definitely no restaurant reservation drama.

This person I’ve been swapping memes with from Tinder seems really great.

All my friends are married and I’m on a vow of celibacy. #selfcare

Ok, we’ll just leave these pillowy clouds of gluten right here for you. Make your roommate dinner, let ‘em do the dishes.

Send your mom, your dog walker, or your favorite coworker something special.

We gotchu.

Flawless Valentine’s Day record, incredibly romantic, year after year, always a success, total love fest. As a wise woman once said, only eat carbs with people you love.

You got this.

You miss your ex. You should have said sorry weeks ago. You also want your memory foam mattress back.

#nonewfriends

We got your sugar high right here. We do the cooking, you do the romancing.

BRAISED SHORT RIB DINNER

Say it with chocolate.

Go bubbly, or go home!

BUBBLES & BITES

RICOTTA GNOCCHI DINNER

TRUFFLE TIN

LOVE,

Make someone’s day with flowers.

CHOCOLATE DECADENCE CAKE

FARM DIRECT FLOWERS