The Official Girlfriend Application This application must be filled out in its entirety in order to be considered for the position that you are applying. Photographs or other attached documents may sway my opinion one way or the other; feel free to attach anything you think may help you gain this position. Keep in mind that you must be completely honest while filling out this form. Your answers will be checked through Google, twitter, Facebook, and other methods I deem necessary. Any false information gives me the right to immediately void your application.
Section 1: Basic Information
Full name ______________________________________________________________________________________ LAST
Current Residence _______________________________________________________________________________ CITY
Eye color _______________ Natural Hair Color _______________ Current Hair Color _______________ Height _______________ Weight (Circle One) 175lbs
Section 2: Contact Information Home Phone ____________________ Cell Phone ______________________ Email __________________________ Section 3: The Deal Breakers
Are you currently or have you ever been a man?
Yes [ ]
No [ ]
Do you smoke and/or use any other tobacco products?
Do you use any illegal substances?
Do you drink heavily on a regular basis? (>3 times/week)
Have you ever been convicted of anything by a court of law?
Would any of your actions with past boyfriends not be “John Approved”?
Section 4: Getting to Know You Highest Level of Education (Circle One)
What is your religious affiliation?____________________________________________________________________ What is your political persuasion? ___________________________________________________________________ Could you explain what said persuasion stands for? Y [ ] N [ ] Do you have any siblings? Y [ ] N [ ] If yes, list their names and ages _______________________________________________________________ What’s your all-time favorite movie? ________________________________________________________________ Are you easily distracted by shiny things? Y [ ] N [ ] List your two favorite musical genres ________________________________________________________________ Favorite sport(s) and team(s) _______________________________________________________________________ Do you currently have a source of income? Y [ ] N [ ] If yes, what is it? ___________________________________________________________________________ What kind of car do you currently drive? _____________________________________________________________ Section 5: Short Answer Describe yourself using three to four adjectives and zero to one noun. _______________________________________________________________________________________________ What is your idea of a perfect date? (In three sentences or less.) _______________________________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________________________ What characteristics of mine lead you to apply for this position? _______________________________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________________________ Explain why I should pick you as my girlfriend. (In one sentence.) _________________________________________________________________________________